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The women part didn't have anything to do with the making fun of religion, though I could tie it in now that you brought that bit to my attention. Many religions do degrade women here's something from the Muslim religion, when God showed Muhammad heaven and hell "I was risen into heaven and most of it's denizens were the beggers, then I was shown hellfire and saw that most of it's denizens were women" Muhammad has about as much evidence of this happening as any other religion has, so why would that bit be false? and it still degrades women.And besides the whole Sparta thing, many great civilizations fall and Sparta was not the greatest city, to focus on their military they stopped the clock economically and technologically, they had no new great artists or great merchants or anything, they just had great generals and people who knew how to fight and no matter how strong you are if you fight enough your eventually going to lose, that's what happened they lost and they had nothing to fall back on, their military was destroyed and they had nothing else in their city, which was more like a barracks, and so they died. oh and also Rome was in its height when they believed in many Gods and then it fell when they believed in Christianity. Why would God allow their heathen empire to become that powerful and destroy them when they see the light?

I realize that God did not have sex with Mary, he just placed the baby in her womb and sent angel Gabriel to tell her and also told her to call the baby Jesus.

Well if God told people what to believe in then he mentioned the status of women, if he did not say anything then ppl just believe wild stories that either some random people made up, or some wise people made up as they saw it was the only way for people to listen. Either way it may not be true. Just because something is easy to believe does not make it true.

HAHAHA that was a very funny story. Even better if it was true. doubtful tho

Lol, this story was not me sucking up to Udi, it was showing how ridiculous the religions were and I was just showing how there is no proof in religion at all. This religion has about as much proof as any that have preceded it and if you read it this religion was taking the piss out of many christian aspects. This had nothing to do with sucking up to Udi. If you hadn't noticed I said was really good about him or religion.

Greetings my fellow Udiists.

If you are not an Udiist then you shall be banned from IIN and never to return for all eternity, constantly trying to talk but it will never let you. If you are an Udiist then you shall ascend into the ranks of the IIN administrator. Which path shall you take? shall you go to hellfire (being banned from IIN) or paradise (IIN admin). Only you can decide.

here are the revised rules of the religion, this religion shall be edited more than Christianity.

1) Thou shalt worship Udi and have no god but him
2) Thou shalt not kill, unless it is someone of a different religion because thats acceptable in every religion.
3) Thou shall fuck every girl he is married too, if you touch a girl you are legally married, if you tell them to leave u are legally divorced, but she may not take any of the possessions that you worked for.
4) Thou shalt f**k a girl every other day.
5) Underage boys are not accepted into this religion, but underage girls are perfectly acceptable.
6) Thou shalt believe me when I randomly change the religion, because it is not me changing the religion it is the almighty all powerful, completely filled with paradox's, Udi that changes the whole events of history so that this religion did not change it was just created in a slightly different way than it was before. Make sense? doesn't have to its a religion
7) Udi is a jealous god so he made sure that in his 10 commandments he comes off as a douche but we must sit there and take it.
8) thou shalt w**** yourself out on Sundays and every religious holiday, if a religious holiday were to fall on a sunday then you are half priced.
9) thou shalt believe the random and ridiculous stories that seem to be made up on the spot
10) Thou must fuck girls even if you are gay, you may be gay in this religion but you still have to obey the rules of fucking girls every other day.

The RRIIB (Random ridiculous Info Idiots believe): The Udiist bible

Udi waved his magical hands and seven days later everything came into being, humans, plants, the planet, oxygen, everything. He then said a few words and light appeared. Amazing huh? he did all that work in the dark and only created light at the end. He didn't even use something to help him, he didnt see a dim light and thought "man that looks good, ill make it brighter and call it light" no he invented it.

Udi knocked up his daughter, freaked out and so unpopped her cherry, hes god he can do that, when his inbred son was born they found out he can walk on water, turn water into wine (he was a bit of a drunkard), heal people with the touch of his hands, and resurrect, thats fucking mental isnt it? but get this, he was also a carpenter!!!! I know this is true, and do you know how I know this is true? Because its in the RRIIB and, according to one of the commandments, every random ridiculous bit of information i say must be true. This is a religion it doesn't need to make any sense as long as you have faith enough to ignore facts then this is true.