Mid afternoon dump
Lunch break was calling Chais on that sunday morning. She had just walked down town to catch a duck to eat. As she waved her wand like a fuckwit she treed on some dog shit. She groaned a little bit before licking it off her shoe. Passer Byers looked at her strangely so she smiles and looks towards another direction. Right in-front of her was "the mental intervention".
While she was trying to figure out what the was place was named, a striking bum catches her eye. Thinking that she could get $100 out of the poor fuck, she waved to him and swayed her hips.
This attracted the dudes attention and came rushing towards her. In a bit of confusion she fainted, most likely the cause of eating to many magic mushrooms. The bum called Zach swiped her off the ground and brought her to his cardboard box. Frantically waiting for her to wake up he hit her over the head with a street sign and started yelling " WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!! WAKE UP"
Couple hours later she woke up with a huge lump on her forehead, she suddenly felt horny when she saw her surroundings, amazed at this cardboard box that she believed was a machine. A grand daddy pimp machine she called it.
lol is that junk's ex?
-p00ltoy
unfortunately xD
LOL, that is a good story xD
so you can add more?
sweet lol
doesn't she look amazing. I can say she's quite the perfectionist.
LOL
| (11:06 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Alright, Zach. |
|---|---|
| (11:06 a.m.) Zachary: | hmmm? |
| (11:06 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | What's up? |
| (11:06 a.m.) Zachary: | just chillin where do I know you from? |
| (11:07 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Not where, but who. |
| (11:07 a.m.) Zachary: | ok who do I know you from? |
| (11:07 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Chais. |
| (11:07 a.m.) Zachary: | oh! Badass |
| (11:07 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Not really. |
| (11:07 a.m.) Zachary: | why so? |
| (11:07 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Because i said so. |
| (11:07 a.m.) Zachary: | ok I believe you |
| (11:08 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | That's good =) |
| (11:08 a.m.) Zachary: |  |
| (11:08 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | http://forum.isitnormal.com/2009/11/16/mid-afternoon-dump/ |
| (11:08 a.m.) Zachary: | (: |
| (11:08 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Read that. |
| (11:08 a.m.) Zachary: | ok |
| (11:08 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Good boy |
| (11:11 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | mmkay |
| (11:12 a.m.) Zachary: | ok\ |
| (11:12 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Did you read? |
| (11:12 a.m.) Zachary: | yes I read |
| (11:12 a.m.) Zachary: | Did you write this? |
| (11:12 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Yes |
| (11:12 a.m.) Zachary: | Well let me start by saying |
| (11:13 a.m.) Zachary: | your grammar is horrible, as is your spelling, and your face |
| (11:13 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | By saying goodbye? |
| (11:13 a.m.) Zachary: | naw |
| (11:13 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | You're an obssesed faggot |
| (11:13 a.m.) Zachary: | yes yes I am and you are illiterate |
| (11:13 a.m.) Zachary: | |
| (11:13 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Don't forget to pass it on to Chais. |
| (11:14 a.m.) Zachary: | I don't think I am going to further promte this misliterature |
| (11:14 a.m.) Zachary: | I have a job and a life... I would reccomend those kinds of things to you, but it would be in vain. |
| (11:14 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Why? don't you wanna hurt her feelings? |
| (11:15 a.m.) Zachary: | I don't think it would\ I lol'd |
| (11:15 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Very scare in getting in her bad books ae, or should i say his books. |
| (11:15 a.m.) Zachary: | what? use WORDS dammit |
| (11:16 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | how about you USE your brain. |
| (11:16 a.m.) Zachary: | haha fair enough btw is your name cody or cory or something like that |
| (11:17 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | No, it's Gary. |
| (11:17 a.m.) Zachary: | oh at least it rhymed |
| (11:17 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | And she has a crush on me that's sickening |
| (11:17 a.m.) Zachary: | Of this I am certain |
| (11:18 a.m.) Zachary: | haha, saying thats kind of an insult I am sure Chais' taste isnt THAT bad. |
| (11:18 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | So you eat her out? |
| (11:18 a.m.) Zachary: | HAA classic |
| (11:18 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | No shit |
| (11:18 a.m.) Zachary: | you, man fucking troll I love it |
| (11:19 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Yea, it's a pity she's missing my abilitys |
| (11:19 a.m.) Zachary: | soooo last I checked, paul fetch was the leader |
| (11:20 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | The local turnip expert? |
| (11:20 a.m.) Zachary: | yeah that guy |
| (11:20 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Figures, she doesn't have taste at all |
| (11:20 a.m.) Zachary: | who? your mom? i know yo moma yo mama you MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| (11:21 a.m.) Zachary: | I am the insult master (athf reference) |
| (11:21 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | yea, i can see that. |
| (11:21 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Is that how you get in her bed? spraying your momma jokes? |
| (11:22 a.m.) Zachary: | yooooooooooooooo mamma |
| (11:22 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Yo momma's so 2012 |
| (11:23 a.m.) Zachary: | ohshi |
| (11:23 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Yo momma's so 2012 she thinks rocks are a figure of speach |
| (11:24 a.m.) Zachary: | clever |
| (11:24 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | No, it's because you're too dumb. |
| (11:24 a.m.) Zachary: | im sure |
| (11:25 a.m.) Zachary: | soo chais just said you are artistic do you like painting? |
| (11:26 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | no lyrical |
| (11:27 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | poet |
| (11:27 a.m.) Zachary: | I see well many people who are artistic live normal lives |
| (11:27 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Oh i bet. |
| (11:28 a.m.) Zachary: | because SOO many people are affected by artism |
| (11:28 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | autism dude |
| (11:28 a.m.) Zachary: | no im pretty sure she said artism that you are artistic |
| (11:28 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Ick, this is grossing me out |
| (11:28 a.m.) Zachary: | I am sure ttyl? |
| (11:29 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | add chais first |
| (11:29 a.m.) Zachary: | what do you mean? OH nvm |
| (11:29 a.m.) Zachary: | don't worry I won't be doing that |
| (11:29 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | why? Would you get jealous? |
| (11:30 a.m.) Zachary: | whhat do you think I am? Fucking artistic? |
| (11:30 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | She doesn't like artistic people |
| (11:30 a.m.) Zachary: | good god i know thats why you can't talk to her |
| (11:31 a.m.) Zachary: | she doesnt talk to people who ride the short bus |
| (11:31 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | She likes boring people, you is a good example of this. |
| (11:31 a.m.) Zachary: | I sure is |
| (11:31 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | SHort bus? so you have an asian weiner? |
| (11:31 a.m.) Zachary: | that joke had potential but didn't make any sense try harder next time |
| (11:32 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | No you try harder |
| (11:32 a.m.) Zachary: | ok |
| (11:32 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | Or is your huntch back to hard to handle |
| (11:32 a.m.) Zachary: | what? whats a huntch back? fuck FUCK diot *idiot |
| (11:33 a.m.) ((=ll= Heartbrea: | ok |
| (11:33 a.m.) | Zachary is now Offline |
I don't know how she could date someone so dumb.
LOL creepy
You could say that again Junk LOL
