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Ok, I know this thread will be long, so bear with me please... :)

Alright, so last night...me and two friends were really bored. We both didn't have school or had to work the next day, so we decided to stay out all night long. We all met up at this Italian Restaurant's parking lot of like 10:30 PM. We didn't know what to do, so we decided to go to the store down the road. We biked there, but my friend said he left some food hidden behind some machine (when he used to work there, he hid some food so he could steal it later lol)..so I ended up bein the b**ch boy, and nabbed his food for him, without bein caught. He said he would pick me up later if I needed anything done which was cool.

Now here is when things took a turn for the weird. There is this kid at school that we do not like, and he is a big scumbag. So, as we were riding around the neighborhood, we decided to go to this kid's house, and do some thing's to his parents car. I pissed on this kid's parents car, and then my best friend took a sh*t on the car seat LOL. Then we left that part of the neighborhood, still trying to figure out what we wanted to do next.

My other friend brought up the thought of boozin it up last night. Now, I wasn't opposed to this, but I did it once before, and wasn't a big fan. Basically, I hated the taste of beer. But my friend found out that my parents had his favorite kind of beer, and for about a half hour, he kept nagging me to get some, and chill and drink a few. I kept saying to him that they would know if I took some; and after quite awhile, I almost exploded saying that I know that I couldn't get any. Let's just say they shut up for awhile after I erupted lol.

So as we neared my home, my friend came up with a fool-proof plan, that guaranteed that I wouldn't get caught. I agreed with him, and told him that I would "check" to see if it was possible to get the booze. I faked it, and came back to them sayin' that there wasn't anyway we could get the booze. They seemed upset but they believed me. Well, they were mostly getting desperate, and we checked my friends house first to no avail, then finally my best friend's house to no avail. After this, we were tiring out, with nothing to do. Well, we finally stopped at the Italian Restaurant's parking lot. My best friend layed down LOL and me and my other friend kinda just sat there pointlessly. Well, then things turned bad, as we had seen a cop car pull up in the parking lot! The officer came out and was really concerned as to why we were chillen in the parking lot at 2:30 AM. He checked us, and got our names etc...He kinda let us go and told us to get out of the parking lot, and we were on our way.

Our night ended up in frustration (mainly for those two who wanted to drink), but really it was me who faked not having beer that got us off. I mean, if we sat there and drank the officer would have known and we would have been in mega trouble. We are only 18, so think of the consequences. I'm glad we got off scotch free without our parents knowing, thanks to my lies to my friends.

Is this all normal?

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LOL. Shitting on the car seat = classic.

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lol

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LOL OMG I wish I could have seen that kid's family's faces this morning when they got into the car. I know I'd be pretty goddam pissed to find out someone pooped on my car seat LMAO.

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Normal, LOL thats funny haha
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me

 

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LOL nice

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I am so glad I'm an adult, that sounds really boring. HAH!

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i pissed on a car a few times those were good times

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hahahahha cute
i peed on my exbf pillow that wuz so bad but fuck him

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thats sick.

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ya well he cheated on me wit a friend of mine... well she wuz a friend of mine

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i would pee on u

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.... your not going to pee on anyone Cody.

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i will

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do it!
haha.
just not me.

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piss on udi

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Hey thats kinda gross, he should make you clean it up with your tongue
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piss or shit on her face if she does that

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Hmm, How'd your friend shit in the car seat?

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