It is the year 3008 and the world as we know it has become an entirely different place.
It all started in 2012 when the world had it first ever true encounter with alien life forms. The unsuspecting population of the earth greeted the foreign creatures with open arms not realizing that this alien race was much more intelligent than our human race. They waged war on our world with weaponry and tactics much more advanced than our own and the human race had no chance. By the year 2014 the human race was entirely extinct.
Then came the year 2073 when a small race of South Sided humans wan uncovered, frozen in a massive iceberg. They were placed in zoos, studied and bred in captivity. They soon multiplied and some were set free. They were like common animals to the aliens and were of no threat. Or so they thought.
10 years later in 2083 the small human race had multiplied enough to create a fair sized army. They waged war and successfully gained control over the aliens. They stated their demands and were satisfied. They wanted Big Mac’s.
The remaining race of humans were killed and the alien race succeeded to continue life on earth until all resources had been lost and then they left and moved on to another planed. Earth was deserted and soon became the universes largest intergalactic fast food eatery.
The moral of this story?
Don’t mess with aliens because they will kick your butt. And No matter what the life form they can all be satisfied with some form of fast food.
